The Goat Dragon

Once upon a time there was a grey goat. He lived on a very nice, cool and relaxing island where food was good all year round. One day after a big storm he found a little rowboat. He jumped in and kicked the sand, so he could sail off. He sailed for six weeks. He got woken up to a big bump! He crashed in a big town. He got out and saw a lot of potatoes. Since potatoes were his favorite food and he was starving he went to eat some. 
When he ate one, the farmer said "Stop that!" The goat then yelled "BAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"and he ran. He tripped on a stump and fell in a pond, but it wasn't some ordinary pond it was magic. He came out with wings. The goat sighed and fire came straight out! He stretched out his wings and thought "this is weird." He started to fly. He swooped down and took a potato and another and another and another until no potatoes were left. 
The farmer was mad and told the king about the dragon goat. "I want the monster off my land" the king told his Knights. They went to slay it, but when they saw it they ran fast. They told the king "the monster just is too strong". 
The king told ever knight he had to go and stop the goat dragon, but he burnt their swords so their gloves were stuck to their sleeves. They reported the same thing when they were done. The king asked "Why are your hands metal and why do you only have your chest plates on?" The Knights told him that the monster burnt their swords and they dried on their hands so they were stuck. The king had enough of the goat dragon so he told the gatekeeper to release the Mantikor, a lion with a snake tail, eagle wings and hawk legs. 
The Mantikor went out and started to fly. The goat dragon saw him and shot a fireball at the Mantikor but missed.  Then he threw a bomb he took from a blacksmith covered in potato skin. The Mantikor grabbed it and tried to eat. It went BOOM! It blew up and the Mantikor fell in the water. The goat dragon went around stealing all the potatoes and everyone was hungry so they packed the food they had left and sailed off. The goat was happy and lived there for ever and if anyone came there he would breath fire in the air and they would turn around.

written by Jonah